I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via lovequotesrus)
penis-hilton:

10 seconds after getting a tumblr account

penis-hilton:

10 seconds after getting a tumblr account

Be with someone who talks about you like you put stars in the sky
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umakemyheartrace:

So true

alexisafuckinnerd:

Scumbag Baby Boomer memes are the greatest.

When “Love at First Sight” is a Lie and Eyewitness Reports are Inaccurate

psych2go:

I want you to think back at the first time you saw your significant other. Now let me guess, at that action, butterflies immediately seize your stomach, your chest tightens and you giggle at the memory. Now, would you consider it love at first sight?

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Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

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